Further Descent into Madness

For glory upon the battlefield I stand. I had been stuck with the whole oneitis thing on and off from November to February. Well that is gone now and I am diving further in. After figuring things out with my newfoundland princess, I have gotten back into the game. Unfortunately I have also been drinking alot more. As of this past Sunday I am getting back into the saddle full out. This means no booze, no junk food and back to my 5 a week workouts. I have had alot of headaches and been feeling extra tired lately and all the crap I have been putting in my is definetly to blame.

Anyway, a quick wrapup of the past month of events. I have been crazily busy with classes preparing to graduate, but I have been heading out once a week. Ironically enough I have been leaving the city to go party at Acadia. In the three weekends that I have gone, I have ended up with a couple phone numbers (meeting girls from out west, which is nice cause I am moving back in May) and woke up with a girl in my bed the other two times. I have learned that my bike is a little rusty right now, but I can easily get on the trails again.

In the time that my princess and I were tryin to figure shit out, I didn’t get any for a few weeks, well one was free BJ week which she delivered. Since the day I told her that I am not gonna be exclusive with her and that I found a new one lets call her HBplaying. The first time we hung out, she stopped me on the whole I just broke up with my boyfriend of three years last week. I rolled over and went to sleep. The following time we hung out, the day3 I guess we can call it, I went for the gusto. After some token resistance I found to love what she was doing to me. When I want something I revert back about 5000 years, total caveman. I pin her down, throw her, flip her anything that works for me, I try to think as little as I can. Since then we have hung out maybe 2 or 3 other times despite her consistent requests to hang out more. I think this one is a great one to have as a FB. She already knows about my leaving for Calgary in May and has accepted the fact that I am fucking other girls. Thats the little update on ladies.

I am gonna start expanding my blog to more then just the most beautiful gift to men… Women. Since January I have been following the best workouts ever. I have discovered Crossfit. After paying for a month, I have learned the exercises and now doing it on my own. Check it: www.crossfit.com and www.crossfithfx.com These workouts are tits. It is much more practical then just lifting weights as everything is high reps, mid weight, and unplanned rests. Kicks the ass out of any workout I have ever done. This kinda stuff is similar to the 300 workout and such. However, the 300 workout I can eat for a snack. The last time I did it, it took only 14 minutes versus a year ago which was 29 and I threw up. So I will tracking my crazy progress for this crossfit. As well just funny shit that happens ion a regular basis.
Todays workout for me: The Murph

Run 1 Mile

100 pullups

200 Pushups

300 Squats

Run 1 Mile

I will post the time it takes when I am done. I seriously encourage everyone to try this. I will be trying my best to update blog more often now.

I ran a 5:30 mile to start. That kicked my ass for everything else. My final time for the Murph was 47:20. My last mile was brutal at almost 9 minutes. This is a good bench mark to start though.

Rockin Birthday

So it has been what seems like an eternity since I last posted. I am in my final year of university and buckling down to get my degree. Since I last took the opportunity to post things have been relatively slow. I have been exclusively dating a newf for 2 months now. Never thought I would only stick with one girl. But as all things do, I may be getting bored, and i think she might be as well. So two things are coming out of that. I have never chilled with a girl for much over a month other then Daddy’s Girl. I need to keep things fresh and not get attached. Getting attached is the biggest detriment to your game. I have really noticed that. As I have begun to remove my level of attachement from said newfie, her desire to be with me increases. Go figure. Other then this dame, I have been workin on two others. One has an incredible smile, and the other was from past summer and she didn’t dig me cuz of my player ways.

Last night was my birthday, well today is but last night we had a party. For the past month this has been the word around campus. Moustache and cleavage. I have been reppin the stache for over a month now, quite a long round of that month it was exceptionally dirty. However, I love it, I think its hilarious and everyone knows it. Therefore, it doesn’t hurt my game at all. I may throw a pic or two up from the party, it was glorious. Being my birthday and all, equated to a disaster of a gong show that only gods words can help you understand.

At the party we had prizes for best stache, best cleavage etc. It was all fun shenanigans. At the party my newfie girl was there but I honestly was so busy doing things I never got to say much more then hey whats up to her. We headed downtown around midnight. I joined my roomie and two of her friends (sisters) in the cab on the way there. Drunken fun accompanied by scandelous pictures.

Once at the bar we do some tequilla shots. Of course I make it more interesting, salt on neckline and lemon between your teeth. The moustache was quite the attention grabber. I ran into so many people and had little shit chats going on, although the level of drunken ness defnetly inhbited my social skills. I am pretty hungover right now, but long story short. I made out with both of the sisters before the night was over and then things went blank. I woke up on my couch asking, is this real life.

What are you thinking?

So two weeks ago I talked about my thoughts on having a girlfriend. I have been giving it a chance… per say. Its hard… but not in the way that you would expect. Depending on who you are though. What do I find hard?

1. Commiting to only 1 girl — for 8 months I have been dating multiple girls at a time… its nearly impossible for me to only hang out with one girl for purpose of dating or sleeping with.

2.  Figuring shit out — for a while i couldn’t decide which one i wanted… a girl i put in the friend box is seeming all to perfect.

3. Instinct — its still telling me to fuck as many hunnies as i can

So this american girl was one i decided I would give dating a shot with. Well what has happened partially? I have become a little chodish. How so? I fuckin watched a disney movie with her and some friends. My redeeming factor, i pick her up and slam her to the wall into makeout. She keeps on trying to be the one making decisions about shit, a few times i submitted. But I have caught myself and been dominant.

I am challenging myself to see if I can stick to one girl. But I am failing miserably and there is nothing more that I want to do then go out and meet more girls. I have introduced a new girl into my rotation in 2 weeks and I am like a vampire running out of fresh blood. I have no money and am insanely busy with school. No excuse *slap*  I am so torn as to get a girlfriend and make things comfortable or just sleep around with many girlfriend.

Thought of the Day: Girlfriends

I have really been digging the power rock ballads… journey, air supply, boston… you got it. So here is some beats:

I have taken some time off from seroius/ long term relationships. Loving the life where every night is an adventure. Things are awesome, no complaints thats for sure. I ended my last one the past November, under circumstances of her lying to me and just not loving her anymore. Yes I said love, fuckin balls nailed to the wall love. Since that period I have come into my shell, I am myself now and couldn’t enjoy anything more then being the man.

I have gained epic amounts of life experience over the year. From initial interaction to lights off, I have improved drastically. It feels great.
All that said, I am considering getting involved in an exclusive relationship. I have done my best to avoid even going that direction. Whether it be ending things with girls when they start asking for it, or just establishing a fuck buddy relationship. This is going to be a new challenge for me. Since  April I have been seeing no less then 3 girls at a time and at peak I had 8 going. My time is always budgeted around my priorities which are presently:

School: I am graduating this coming spring, a bachelor of science in human dietetics. Big stuff for me, I am applying for an internship. Internship is competitive and frankly I need to pull my marks up.

Gym: Along with my interest in nutrition, the gym is big part of my life. I workout 8 hours per week and also train and teach bootcamps.

Friends: A fun life is one where you just chill with your buddies, whether it be a night on the town or a few beers and the Vikings on the tube.

These have been my priorities and they will be for the next while. Recently I wrote about the importance of keeping a dayplanner. Between gym, school and friends the majority of my time is taken up. At best I have 5 or 6 consistent hours available for dating and 2 or 3 for gaming. I love the game and I love women.

I am now ready to take a break from the active dating and no strings attached sex life. Give myself a shot at having a girlfriend. When I first started having these thoughts, immediately i thought don’t chode out. But this will be a worthy experience. I have the mentality that, I am an amazing guy, I am as good as they get. Now I don’t say that as a cocky thing but moreso to instill confidence in myself. I don’t go around saying this to people it is just a mindset.

Now as for making the decision on a girl i would like to become exclusive with… I have narrowed it down to three, but an open for auditions. My abundance mentality has fucked with me a bit. I am lacking attachment with women. I can build the relationship but when push comes to shove, I just go out to the bar/mall/park etc. and draw a number.

Hands down I will continue going out. I am still in search of a threesome amongst many other things on my list. I am still meeting new people and the like.  More crazy stories will instill until I commit to a girlfriend.

American Woman…. stay awaaaahay!

What a treat that I can find myself in front of a computer and able to write tales of my mischief. I honestly love writing these as a cure for my hangover… sittin with a gatorade right beside and the laptop is all i need right now. Well and a trip to eat random greasy artery clogging fantastically awesome food.

Porch climber ( por-cha-kla-ime-er) – a glorious drink of epic proportions. One might say if they bottled jesus and poured him into a cooler this would it (according to brem brem). This concoction of beer, vodka, redbull and concentrated lemonade is fantastic.

The three of us guys drank this and proceeded to get smashed. I am getting ahead of myself here. You are probably wondering about this american woman song and video. Earlier in the day yesterday when at the gym a beautiful american girl walked in. Very very pretty but in fashion i know best… I refuse to talk/ meet people when I am at the gym… its my temple that can’t be tainted by anything other then blood and sweat. I know she wants me and I want her so connecting with her next time our paths cross will be a delightful experience. Little did i know how soon this would happen and the state i would be in.

From one apartment to the next we carry down the cooler. Attending a party that is expected to have a decently sized crown. By the time we get down there is only 4 or 5 there. Boo, its okay we are bringing the party in form of ping pong balls and beercups. After playing a few games of beer pong I realize I am about as talented right now as a 80 yr old man with 2 wooden legs running a marathon. But to my suprise american girl shows up. See i knew things would pan out. I am destroyed right now but honestly thats not stopping me.

We ping back and forth for 10 minutes while pong is goin on. She is lookin hot and what I mean by this is jeans, a tank top and no makeup. Some how it ended up just me and her in the garage, I walked the five feet to her and laid a sexual tension rocket of a kiss on her. I pulled away from the kiss and she jumped right back on me. More resistance from me… it builds more tension. I tell her that its not appropriate here right now. More shit happens then I end up back at her place.

She lives on residence back at the school which is only a 10 minute walk from the party. I have no idea what time it is but when we walk into her residence townhouse there are at least 15 people watching tv in the lounge. Time to parade myself around like a fool and make new friends.  Turns out I am quite the celebrity already 90% of them know of me.  O did I mention this is an all girls residence. We go to the laundry room to get her sheets. In typical fashion i pick her up throw her on the washer and makeout, play with her naughty bits.  Her exact words at this point were… fuck that we don’t need sheets. Fade to black.

So her RA boss lady knocks on the door and says that she will have to give a fine for me being there if I don’t leave right away. Its about 2 am at this point so I get dressed and leave. There is a beautiful pond outside and 4 people sitting there. So I go chill and talk with them rambling about all the shenanigans that occurred back in my day. Then head home. Shortly before I passed out from drunken stupor I remember standing the bathroom taking out my contacts and seeing how scratched up I was from her nails.

Upon wakening this morning much of last night was a blur. But as I stood in the bathroom looking in the mirror seeing my battle wounds it all came back to me. We are hanging out again tonight.

Once last note, I promised john I would rep him in my blog. The artery clogging food was the best I have had in a long time. I give credit to this amazing whole in the ground on the darkside. The owner/chef is spectacular… he is an old traditional guy that truly loves what he does. Johns Lunch check it out next time you are in my neck of the woods.

Making an Agenda

So at the start of this semester I decided to get serious about writing shit in my agenda. Honestly its so much easier to keep track of clients, meetings, classes and assignment. And after missing a date with one girl because I forgot to write it down I started penning in HBblond time. This had kind of demonstrated the importance of keeping your shit together.

Before I start describing whats new I will give some brief details of a txt I recieved from daddysgirl. I have basically ignored her now… but she keeps fighting for attention even after telling her a million times… I am not boyfriend material and that I am not looking for emotional attachment yet.

3am Sunday

Txt from Daddysgirl: I miss you!

O yeah it was a picture text here is the pic.

I definetly picked out that bra. Damn she had a tight body.

On tuesday I met up with HBazn for some dinner and dessert on Tuesday… or so I thought. My day was packed tight with shit to do. And without a doubt 2 minutes after I take the last bite of my tuna casserole I made i get a call explaining how I need to be at a meeting in 20 minutes and i am 25 minutes away. So I had to jump away from her. This is okay though… i kissed her real hot and heavy petted a bit then disappeared leaving her wanting more.

Upon my arrival to my meeting I hit a bit of a culture shock. Something I totally forgot about my program and my university. There were 50+ women and me. Then I checked again and had been with 5 of them. Haha jumping through the ranks.

I have got to teach a fitness bootcamp in the morning, so I am gonna get planning that out and then head to residence to call upon a bed to share.

Its domination

Frosh week was a blast. I did soo much stupid fun shit and managed to not fuck frosh. I have kinda learned alot about these young 18 year olds in the past week and their maturity of just a hook up is definetly not there.

When I left off I was about to have a outing with my HBaznprincess. I picked her up and brought her back to my place for dinner. Traffic was horrible so it gave us a great opportunity to talk. She is a really cool girl. Upon getting into my place (which is still a disaster from moving) I tell her that she can be my prep cook. After fluff and dinner we sit on couch to makeout. Wow in my experience asian girls have sucked at kissing but she was great. After 20 min of tomfoolery, I pick her up and throw her on my bed to continue things. 10 minutes later we are both breathing heavy. She stops and says I am getting to into this. I have no time left by this point and i need to get going. So I unreactively say cool and get up to continue with my day. She pounces for another makeout but I throw some resistance and then take her home.

I arrive at the school to find my two sexy radio ladies. They are there for promo but we chill away from all that shit and find out that I am “superman”. I number the cuter one of them and get back to my work.

This week has been crazy hectic so my memory sucks. Anyway more fun with everyone on thurs and friday.

On Saturday we had a huge fundraiser. And radio girl does her rounds all day until I show up. We chill for 2 hours while raising money. She explains to me about how younger guys are impossible to date. She is 27 i am 21. Now normally I would get defensive on this shit b/c frankly age is just a number. But I just rolled with things and didn’t acknowledge age at all. This worked.

This night was a buddies bday so i agreed to join in on the celebrations. We head to a party for a bit. This sexy bell is taking all my attention. I am a little buzzed and she is looking stunning. Cue fun time. Bodyshots bitch. HBbell has a bf, I met him last week and he was a bit of a tool. Bragging about job and money he makes etc. Frankly i don’t give a fuck… I am a student. Anyway I tell her to lie down… pull up her shirt lick shoot kiss. Simple really. I get back to my fun.

Down to the bar. Haha things are sketchy in my memory, it was free draft. But the just of what happened was very simple, caveman… makeout…next. I did this 2 or 3 times. By the time i was with the last girl I realized how drunk I really was. I had no keys to my place and couldn’t walk. Haha time to settle down.

My roommate drives me home… i forget what happens and wake up at 6 am hung over still clothed. All and all fun night though.

I will hold you up like a bowling ball

School is back on again. I am now officially in my final year of Universityif all goes to plan. With that said it is also that time when all the new students come to school and get aquainted. As always I am a frosh leader. I love helping people out and you  meet a ton of people. Right up my alley. Although I have sworn to DFF ( don’t fuck frosh) so I am keeping things tame ish and just pumpin up the sexual tension.

I got a ton of days to write about so I will just be writing some highlights.

Sunday:

My bro was in visiting from cowtown for the weekend  so I spent a ton of time with him learning how his brain works. He can be stubborn but he is also so into his life of cars that he can struggle to keep a conversation going. Anyway we went go karting to satisfy that before “frosh activities” started. Upon our arrival I sent him off alone and said “go meet girls”, I figured trial by fire would be good for him. While I sent him to do that during the dinner, I sat at 5 or 6 tables meeting the entire table being briefly sexual and then peacing.

Its raining hardcore and thats where the next activity is. So some 200 students went outside to play this game. Cue hottie from the radio station. Really cute and a great smile, nothing special to scream look at me  but the smile is what I like most. The bat swings both ways in that case. “hey whats up?”, we talk for 20 minutes maybe longer who knows. After about 5 or 10 min, I have been offering value to her, she offers some back. Now this is when I know I have kinda hit a great direction. This girl has met easily thousands of guys this summer and blows them all away. She tells me this, and I respond to her unreactively as though she just said its raining and i already knew that. I get dragged away for some duties and she says I will catch ya later.

This is irrelevant to my interactions but it put me in the spotlight for everyone. We had a hypnotist come for the little ones. I talked to him before and he sensed my confidence so he said he would pick on me during the show. So about halfway through the show he pops up a jerry springer scenario for the people hypnotised. They are all their because of a mutual hatred of “the guy in the red hat and shirt named zee”. So going through the line I get “he slept with my sister and mom, he is a skank, he is a slut, he only dates girls til he fucks them, he has got every std, small penis, etc.” those kinda of things. Now only about 4 or 5 people in the auditorium of 500 knew about my going ons lately. Which include me being called a skank and just getting my test back as being clean. So I fell out of my chair laughing as all this was going on.

On Monday night we had the opportunity of an awesome speaker/comedian. He talks about relationships and how guys need to be confident and trusting. And ladies need to open the fuck up. Daniel Packard spent close to 2 hours with us and I was in stiches the entire time. From knowing more about girls then most the ones in there to teaching them how to give a great bj to telling us he was gonna hold a girl up like a bowling ball right before he nails her to the wall.

I got more to write but for the time being I am heading to class. As for tonight I will be looking to check off another thing on my list of fantasies, maybe even 2 or 3 tonight.

Learn more when you don’t get laid

This summer has truly been a summer of loving so far and its happening so fast. Listening to some greece soundtrack earlier baby.

My glorious chariot of destiny has been forcing me willingly to go out. I would say that without it I would only be going out half as much. Lately I have been focusing on being more dominant while keeping things playful. I can’t count the number of girls i have thrown over my shoulder in the past week.

The more that see this the more that want me to do it to them. On saturday night I got approached by two beauties. They opened me saying… you look like so much fun I want to be with you. I tell them both I am a shy guy and kiss each of them on the cheek. They love it. Apparently these ladies have seen me around for several weeks but never been approached by me. To bad I missed that but it all works out.

We fluff. They ask me to describe my ideal woman. In generic fashion I sound like ben stein when doing this out of humours boredom. I like hot bitches. Stupid humour. I honestly am in love with brunettes with tight asses and stomachs and small tits. This describes these ladies to a T. The other one however is blond hair blue eyes and a tight little package. Not what I say is my dream but what I love to dip into like strawberries in a chocolate fondue. I have grabbed both their asses numerous times by this point and they do the same.
My nonverbal communication is telling them I love hot asses. We go for a run around the block and I compare their asses. The brunettes is sensational, a bit more full and round but both are impressive.
Picture Time! They take a few of me with each of them. Then I say I want a picture of two hotties kissing. So I wave down two hotties walking down the street. I ask them ask plainly as if I was saying Hey whats up? They comply but not for the camera. Now my ladies are a little jealous and get me to film them kissing.
Numbers were exchanged at some point, but this was too solid to let be. The night was young and I knew that I was in. This was part of my problem. I get a text from her half an hour after we split. A to which i respond ” we can both smile bigger then that later” and she says she can’t wait. We make plans to meet up in an hour. In the meantime, more ladies.

A few more makeouts, a few more numbers. These are getting useless to me now. I used to be sooo pumped to makeout with a girl downtown. Now its like who cares.
Funny thing happened with a kiss though. I am standing there talking to a 2set and a girl from earlier in the night comes grabs me, tongue down through tasting the energy bar I just swallowed then leaves. The hottie in 2 set asks “is that your gf?” Haha Nope, I just met her tonight. ” do you just kiss random girls?” Yes. Continue with fluff. She asks for my number. Shit test passed? I would say so.

So the chick I had been texting from earlier finds me outside the bar upon closing. I am taking her home, I decided on this long ago. I haven’t had a same night pull in a while. Always day2, which is good I think, I find a better connection means more time at bat. I don’t know why, I couldn’t get her to come. I was going full dominant, pick her up, throw her in cart and start heading to my car. She would jump out and go back to friends. So I tried, hey afterparty my place, lets go. Still nothing. The brunette was having a bad night and my blonde didn’t want to leave her.

I parted ways with my ladies and went on to find new ladies. The blond sent me a text immediately after seperating saying “tomorrow night baby, you and me”
Hello, I find 2 cuties and a friend. We talk, they guess my age, i guess theirs. By my numbers their average was 16 but in reality it was 23. Same shit as the other night. Take off your shorts, I wanna see your cock, shirt off. A few more times and I will have this a segway to destroying those naughty boxes. I am getting better and handling this.

I pass the blond when I have the ride of three horny ladies. Then I see her after I drop them off.
HB: you are such a skank
Z:I prefer the term, lover of many women.
HB: did you get my text?
Z: is it important?
HB: not really
Z: i will check it when i get home
I check the text as I get in the car. “PLAYER!”. I have yet to receive a text like this before. I honestly didn’t know how to respond. So I didn’t. By the time I get home I received one more from her. “You are sexy as fuck, I want you.” Then ” why won’t you answer”. I don’t text and drive so i throw her one back ” i love playing naked twister”, then I go to sleep. In the morning I get one asking to hang out.

Now I have begun to realize how much more I learn out of not getting what I want. If I had got the girl last night when I thought I would I definitely would not have learned anything. Instead I went through some shit tests, and I will close her when I see her next. I find that losing will ultimately lead to more winning.

How have you responded to being called a skank, or player? When I figure out how to get pics off my cell I will post a pic.

O hot dayamn

The night is Friday, the air is crisp and the wind is blowing. Tonight is amazing. Je suis tres bien. I make a few rounds and before I know it I have met 20 new friends. A warm up, more is to come.

I roll up on a few of my roomies. They have been drinking for hours. All smashed and sittin with three hotties. The hotties were there first and were struggling to comprehend their sentences. But they managed to get enough to tell my buddies that they want to come for a ride with me. Deal. They are sitting on a patio that is fenced in. 2 are wearing dresses and one is in tight leather holy fucking shit I am wanna plow you now pants. Simple, I dominate. Pick you up, pick you up, leather fucking pants I grab you by your ass.

I have discovered a quick buying temperature test when picking women up. Its like a thermometer. Can she picture you fucking her? When she is horny she will wrap her legs around you. The tighter the squeeze the higher the temp. Of the three leather pants squeezed the tightest.

We go for a private waterfront tour. Jeopardy happens. One says to me. 23. I say what is your age? Haha reverse questioneering. They are all interested. Turns out they know people from my other job, and they work at hooters, rightfully so.

Things are awesome. Now this is where I learn my lessons. I am a sex maniac. My pheromones penetrate the air singing, I wanna fuck you, you already know. Questions become more scandelous. They ask me to take off my shirt. I tease but don’t take it off. They ask to see my ass sculpted by a god. I show a quick peak. One pulls down my shorts. They want the full show. I turn them down.

HB: I wanna see your cock!

Z: not here, its not appropriate

HB2: let me grab you and get a feel

Z; let me grab you and get a feel

Many comments like this were made. And my responses were along those lines. Eventually we headed back to the bar.
So where I messed this up happened in 2 places.

1. They led the conversation, they were asking for things.

2. I think a bit of a show for them would have led to a dip in her harbour.