Archive for March, 2009

Further Descent into Madness

Posted in Uncategorized on March 23, 2009 by zeenatural

For glory upon the battlefield I stand. I had been stuck with the whole oneitis thing on and off from November to February. Well that is gone now and I am diving further in. After figuring things out with my newfoundland princess, I have gotten back into the game. Unfortunately I have also been drinking alot more. As of this past Sunday I am getting back into the saddle full out. This means no booze, no junk food and back to my 5 a week workouts. I have had alot of headaches and been feeling extra tired lately and all the crap I have been putting in my is definetly to blame.

Anyway, a quick wrapup of the past month of events. I have been crazily busy with classes preparing to graduate, but I have been heading out once a week. Ironically enough I have been leaving the city to go party at Acadia. In the three weekends that I have gone, I have ended up with a couple phone numbers (meeting girls from out west, which is nice cause I am moving back in May) and woke up with a girl in my bed the other two times. I have learned that my bike is a little rusty right now, but I can easily get on the trails again.

In the time that my princess and I were tryin to figure shit out, I didn’t get any for a few weeks, well one was free BJ week which she delivered. Since the day I told her that I am not gonna be exclusive with her and that I found a new one lets call her HBplaying. The first time we hung out, she stopped me on the whole I just broke up with my boyfriend of three years last week. I rolled over and went to sleep. The following time we hung out, the day3 I guess we can call it, I went for the gusto. After some token resistance I found to love what she was doing to me. When I want something I revert back about 5000 years, total caveman. I pin her down, throw her, flip her anything that works for me, I try to think as little as I can. Since then we have hung out maybe 2 or 3 other times despite her consistent requests to hang out more. I think this one is a great one to have as a FB. She already knows about my leaving for Calgary in May and has accepted the fact that I am fucking other girls. Thats the little update on ladies.

I am gonna start expanding my blog to more then just the most beautiful gift to men… Women. Since January I have been following the best workouts ever. I have discovered Crossfit. After paying for a month, I have learned the exercises and now doing it on my own. Check it: and These workouts are tits. It is much more practical then just lifting weights as everything is high reps, mid weight, and unplanned rests. Kicks the ass out of any workout I have ever done. This kinda stuff is similar to the 300 workout and such. However, the 300 workout I can eat for a snack. The last time I did it, it took only 14 minutes versus a year ago which was 29 and I threw up. So I will tracking my crazy progress for this crossfit. As well just funny shit that happens ion a regular basis.
Todays workout for me: The Murph

Run 1 Mile

100 pullups

200 Pushups

300 Squats

Run 1 Mile

I will post the time it takes when I am done. I seriously encourage everyone to try this. I will be trying my best to update blog more often now.

I ran a 5:30 mile to start. That kicked my ass for everything else. My final time for the Murph was 47:20. My last mile was brutal at almost 9 minutes. This is a good bench mark to start though.


Rockin Birthday

Posted in Uncategorized on March 8, 2009 by zeenatural

So it has been what seems like an eternity since I last posted. I am in my final year of university and buckling down to get my degree. Since I last took the opportunity to post things have been relatively slow. I have been exclusively dating a newf for 2 months now. Never thought I would only stick with one girl. But as all things do, I may be getting bored, and i think she might be as well. So two things are coming out of that. I have never chilled with a girl for much over a month other then Daddy’s Girl. I need to keep things fresh and not get attached. Getting attached is the biggest detriment to your game. I have really noticed that. As I have begun to remove my level of attachement from said newfie, her desire to be with me increases. Go figure. Other then this dame, I have been workin on two others. One has an incredible smile, and the other was from past summer and she didn’t dig me cuz of my player ways.

Last night was my birthday, well today is but last night we had a party. For the past month this has been the word around campus. Moustache and cleavage. I have been reppin the stache for over a month now, quite a long round of that month it was exceptionally dirty. However, I love it, I think its hilarious and everyone knows it. Therefore, it doesn’t hurt my game at all. I may throw a pic or two up from the party, it was glorious. Being my birthday and all, equated to a disaster of a gong show that only gods words can help you understand.

At the party we had prizes for best stache, best cleavage etc. It was all fun shenanigans. At the party my newfie girl was there but I honestly was so busy doing things I never got to say much more then hey whats up to her. We headed downtown around midnight. I joined my roomie and two of her friends (sisters) in the cab on the way there. Drunken fun accompanied by scandelous pictures.

Once at the bar we do some tequilla shots. Of course I make it more interesting, salt on neckline and lemon between your teeth. The moustache was quite the attention grabber. I ran into so many people and had little shit chats going on, although the level of drunken ness defnetly inhbited my social skills. I am pretty hungover right now, but long story short. I made out with both of the sisters before the night was over and then things went blank. I woke up on my couch asking, is this real life.